The Hidden Door · Key Master
The Key Master
Watches the gate. Catches the keys.
Install
Somewhere in your Slack, right now, someone is about to paste a secret. The Key Master will be there when they do.
Add to SlackWorkspace admin required. You’ll pick the channels to watch at setup.
What the Key Master does
- Watches the public channels you choose, quietly, for the shape of things that shouldn’t be there — API keys, tokens, passwords, credentials in URLs.
- When one appears, the Key Master catches it in under a second — before it’s indexed, before it’s searched, before it lights up someone’s phone.
- Routes the caught thing straight to the vault you chose at setup — your Google Secret Manager, your own server via SSH, or a webhook you control.
- Replaces the original with a breadcrumb for your team, and a quiet word to whoever pasted it.
What it does not do
- Store your secrets. Ever. Not for a second, not for a minute. Transit only.
- Read your DMs, your private conversations, or channels it wasn’t invited to.
- Look at anything that isn’t the shape of a credential.
- Charge a monthly fee for standing watch. You pay only when the Key Master catches something — five cents per key.