The Key Master

Watches the gate. Catches the keys.

Install

Somewhere in your Slack, right now, someone is about to paste a secret. The Key Master will be there when they do.

Workspace admin required. You’ll pick the channels to watch at setup.

What the Key Master does

Watches the public channels you choose, quietly, for the shape of things that shouldn’t be there — API keys, tokens, passwords, credentials in URLs.
When one appears, the Key Master catches it in under a second — before it’s indexed, before it’s searched, before it lights up someone’s phone.
Routes the caught thing straight to the vault you chose at setup — your Google Secret Manager, your own server via SSH, or a webhook you control.
Replaces the original with a breadcrumb for your team, and a quiet word to whoever pasted it.

Store your secrets. Ever. Not for a second, not for a minute. Transit only.
Read your DMs, your private conversations, or channels it wasn’t invited to.
Look at anything that isn’t the shape of a credential.
Charge a monthly fee for standing watch. You pay only when the Key Master catches something — five cents per key.